Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Please join me in a moment of silence.


Pat Morita, 1932 - 2005. The world will miss you Mr. Miyagi.

Time comes to rest

..." "
-Producer (with mouth gapping, wide open)
CUT, CUT, CUT!!! Cameras off! Cameras off!
-Director
Hmm, I told him he was going to get it.
-Coral Pinsell(as she nonchalantly files her nails)
Someone, please stop staring, and call an ambulance!
-Fred (while staring)
No need Citizen, I am on it!
-Captain Nobody
Pencil down, pencil down! Move, move, move!
-Emergency response unit
Did you hear something?
-Spoaks (directly after dropping pen)

Sunday, November 27, 2005

A guy with purple hair!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-Producer
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Not the purple again!
-Director
Test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test.
-Tester
Somebody help me up!
-Mr. Number Two
The show must go on.
-Captain Nobody
Here is what I don't get, the face, the hands, the words, all outlined in black. The hair, the mouth...
-Purple
Please be patient while I try to figure this out.
-Jeremy

Who's There?


Is there an hope?
-Producer?
Wear am I? What just happened? Why am I on the floor? Wear is my script...?
-Mr. Number Two

Knock, Knock


Ever feel like the WORLD is against you?
-Producer (shortly after finding out color scheme is still messed up)
Ok Get-A-Long gang. Does anyone have any suggestions, I have tried reformatting, shrinking, enlarging, photo/nophoto, and... have even tried lack of black (which got me in trouble with you know who). Please help.
-Coral Pinsell
www.GenreNation.com is on the way, go check it out, no don't, its still a work in progress.
-Hype Guy
First puhrple, now grey, nah, wud am I, some ol' guy, word!
-Nonanonymous

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Art Died

***CLICK ON IMAGES TO VIEW IN ORIGINAL COLOR FORMAT***

In memory of Salvador Dali, Pablo Picasso and Andy Warhol. All Dead.
-GenreNation

Time Flies




Blogger, I got a bone to pick with you...
-Producer

So another day, another messed up color issue. What gives?

-Director

...and its double space Tuesday? Gosh, geez, Frumplmittens!

-Victim (while sipping on half empty glass of water-downed, day old sour, sweet tea)

Can somone get me Dali, on the phone? He would love to see this. My best work yet?

-Coral P.

Dali is dead.

-Fred

But what about all that merchandise?

-My future Grandson?

Exclusive GenreNation Limited Edition T-Shirt. Just in time for Christmas. Get them while they are hot!

-T-shirt Guy

20 Dollar donation, and if you act now, we will throw in a free signed print from our photography collection!

-Sales Director (getting into spirit)

What about Andy Warhol? Is he dead too?

-Captain Nobody

Umh, Yeah! Dead.

-Jerminator

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Yeah, this whole comic was supposed to be black!
-So much for counting on black to come through in the clutch guy.

That would be to...


uh... uh... uh....
-Spoaks

The Return of Spoaks



...before he goes up there looking like that.
-Mr. Number Two (continued from previous comic)
And Action!
-Director
Take a survey and see how many folks enjoy the lack of black, will ya Fred?
-Producer
Who don't like black?
-Fred
What happened to my hair, and why is my word bubble purple?
-Spoaks
Well, if you can't beat him, Join him.
-Coral Pinsell (quoting her marriage counselor)
I'm gonna faint!!!
-Mr. Number Two (as he falls to the floor)
So yeah, I'm back, had a little time off, some R and R. Boy was it worth it. Caught up with some old friends, and made some new ones.
-Spoaks P.
Did anyone catch the word of the day on my brand new Google Home Page? I think it's definately something you should check into.
-Jeremy Tramell (feeling more like his old self)

Speaking of surveys, the background in the top image is a jpeg, and the background in the bottom image is a gif, can anyone tell a difference?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Now what again?

ok, I need serious intervention, I know this is getting really old, but why is his hair still purple, I have changed everything. I guess tommorow is just another hairy test
-icle.

Now What?

Survey says!!!? -Still purple.
-Produce.... errrr
This is making my masterpeice, look like a peice of crap!
-Director
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
-Coral Pinsell
AS if going from a daily comic to a weekly crappy comic was't enough.
-Mr. Number Two.
Purple rain, purple rain!
-Fred
Get your one of a kind g-Dub Tshirt, hot of the press, lovin' penutbutter
Tshirt-Guy
Listen, let me handle this...
-Spaoks (storming off towards set)
NO!!! Wait!!! Your hai....
-Hair and Make-Up

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Which you find to be closed

I must be the only black man, with blatantly purple hair.
-Nonanonymous
I even talked to some relatively decent fellow computer artist, and they agree, this shouldn't be happening. I don't know what to tell you.
-Coral P.
The show must go go go!
-Producer
Hey everybody! I am back, what did I miss?
-Spoaks Pearson
*'GASP'* Oh know, not you too!!!
-Mr. Number Two.
Stay tuned for the conclusion of... a new direction.
-The Narrarator

Which leads you down a path

do, da dew, do du doo, dum doh, du do, doo
-Nonanonymous
Purple hair still, I guess its the way it is supposed to be.
-Producer
Mine was black, I checked, reformatted, and resized, all black. Black as night.
Coral P. (art director)
Purple=Black
-Director of Human Resources

The Revolution has begun!

The above photos show the process of screen printing a 2 color design and marks the beginning of many things to come. The first of the rebirth! All the while listening to revolution radio (I will explain Revolution Radio @ a later date).
-Tshirt Guy

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

November's Forecast

Ok all, Just wanted to jump in and say thanks for your continuing diligence in coming back to check for any updates, it means a ton (2000 lbs) to me. I have been unable to find the time to reach out to each of you through this 600x600 square. To those of you who care, the kids are doing great, we haven't taken Logan to a specialist, but should within the next couple of weeks. The comics are getting tougher(especially with less time than before), which has me really re-thinking the old format. For now, I will continue to think, all the while cooking Lunch for two wonderful boys, working on dryer, making t-shirts, fixing gate, and cleaning kitchen.
-Jeremy
For now, I leave you with a photograph, I call this one "Bridge Reflection". It was taken of the Main Street Bridge, here in Jacksonville, FL
-Photographer

*for some reason, this picture was imported sideways, just for reference, the top of this picture is on the right side, and the bottom of this image is on the left.