Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Time comes to rest
-Producer (with mouth gapping, wide open)
CUT, CUT, CUT!!! Cameras off! Cameras off!
-Director
Hmm, I told him he was going to get it.
-Coral Pinsell(as she nonchalantly files her nails)
Someone, please stop staring, and call an ambulance!
-Fred (while staring)
No need Citizen, I am on it!
-Captain Nobody
Pencil down, pencil down! Move, move, move!
-Emergency response unit
Did you hear something?
-Spoaks (directly after dropping pen)
Sunday, November 27, 2005
A guy with purple hair!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-Producer
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Not the purple again!
-Director
Test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test.
-Tester
Somebody help me up!
-Mr. Number Two
The show must go on.
-Captain Nobody
Here is what I don't get, the face, the hands, the words, all outlined in black. The hair, the mouth...
-Purple
Please be patient while I try to figure this out.
-Jeremy
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Ever feel like the WORLD is against you?
-Producer (shortly after finding out color scheme is still messed up)
Ok Get-A-Long gang. Does anyone have any suggestions, I have tried reformatting, shrinking, enlarging, photo/nophoto, and... have even tried lack of black (which got me in trouble with you know who). Please help.
-Coral Pinsell
www.GenreNation.com is on the way, go check it out, no don't, its still a work in progress.
-Hype Guy
First puhrple, now grey, nah, wud am I, some ol' guy, word!
-Nonanonymous
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Art Died
Time Flies
Blogger, I got a bone to pick with you...
-Producer
So another day, another messed up color issue. What gives?
-Director
...and its double space Tuesday? Gosh, geez, Frumplmittens!
-Victim (while sipping on half empty glass of water-downed, day old sour, sweet tea)
Can somone get me Dali, on the phone? He would love to see this. My best work yet?
-Coral P.
Dali is dead.
-Fred
But what about all that merchandise?
-My future Grandson?
Exclusive GenreNation Limited Edition T-Shirt. Just in time for Christmas. Get them while they are hot!
-T-shirt Guy
20 Dollar donation, and if you act now, we will throw in a free signed print from our photography collection!
-Sales Director (getting into spirit)
What about Andy Warhol? Is he dead too?
-Captain Nobody
Umh, Yeah! Dead.
-Jerminator
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
The Return of Spoaks
...before he goes up there looking like that.
-Mr. Number Two (continued from previous comic)
And Action!
-Director
Take a survey and see how many folks enjoy the lack of black, will ya Fred?
-Producer
Who don't like black?
-Fred
What happened to my hair, and why is my word bubble purple?
-Spoaks
Well, if you can't beat him, Join him.
-Coral Pinsell (quoting her marriage counselor)
I'm gonna faint!!!
-Mr. Number Two (as he falls to the floor)
So yeah, I'm back, had a little time off, some R and R. Boy was it worth it. Caught up with some old friends, and made some new ones.
-Spoaks P.
Did anyone catch the word of the day on my brand new Google Home Page? I think it's definately something you should check into.
-Jeremy Tramell (feeling more like his old self)
Speaking of surveys, the background in the top image is a jpeg, and the background in the bottom image is a gif, can anyone tell a difference?
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Now what again?
Now What?
-Produce.... errrr
This is making my masterpeice, look like a peice of crap!
-Director
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
-Coral Pinsell
AS if going from a daily comic to a weekly crappy comic was't enough.
-Mr. Number Two.
Purple rain, purple rain!
-Fred
Get your one of a kind g-Dub Tshirt, hot of the press, lovin' penutbutter
Tshirt-Guy
Listen, let me handle this...
-Spaoks (storming off towards set)
NO!!! Wait!!! Your hai....
-Hair and Make-Up
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Which you find to be closed
-Nonanonymous
I even talked to some relatively decent fellow computer artist, and they agree, this shouldn't be happening. I don't know what to tell you.
-Coral P.
The show must go go go!
-Producer
Hey everybody! I am back, what did I miss?
-Spoaks Pearson
*'GASP'* Oh know, not you too!!!
-Mr. Number Two.
Stay tuned for the conclusion of... a new direction.
-The Narrarator
Which leads you down a path
do, da dew, do du doo, dum doh, du do, doo
-Nonanonymous
Purple hair still, I guess its the way it is supposed to be.
-Producer
Mine was black, I checked, reformatted, and resized, all black. Black as night.
Coral P. (art director)
Purple=Black
-Director of Human Resources
-Tshirt Guy
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
November's Forecast
-Jeremy
For now, I leave you with a photograph, I call this one "Bridge Reflection". It was taken of the Main Street Bridge, here in Jacksonville, FL
-Photographer
*for some reason, this picture was imported sideways, just for reference, the top of this picture is on the right side, and the bottom of this image is on the left.