Which you find to be closed

I must be the only black man, with blatantly purple hair.
-Nonanonymous
I even talked to some relatively decent fellow computer artist, and they agree, this shouldn't be happening. I don't know what to tell you.
-Coral P.
The show must go go go!
-Producer
Hey everybody! I am back, what did I miss?
-Spoaks Pearson
*'GASP'* Oh know, not you too!!!
-Mr. Number Two.
Stay tuned for the conclusion of... a new direction.
-The Narrarator