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Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls! INTRODUCING!! Thomas Thumm, and Peirre Pointdexter, our producer and director, respectively.
-Announcer (in a loud booming voice)
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Thank you, thank you, thank y..
-Thomas Thumm (formerly known as the producer)
Stick a sock on it Tommy!
-Coral
Hey Coral, there is no need for this hostility, we let you have your cameo, can't you just let us have our guest apperance and move on?
Pierre Pointdexter (formerly known as the director)
Oh, go pick a nose Frenchie!
-Coral
I like it Coral, I mean, this gives our readers a real opportunity to identify with those we work so closely with. Not to mention it will give GenreNation a real reality show type feel. You shouldn't be so, so.., so, ah, so....
-Spoaks
SO WHAT!?
-Coral
Take this outside you Two!
-Captain Nobody