Ticked Off!

This is not an ill timed April Fools Joke. I wish it was. This is simply a public service announcement to the citizens of GenreNation:

Citizens; Hear ye, Hear ye! On this 6th day in April, 2008th year of our Lord. It is officially tick season. Check daily! Common areas for ticks include...

• Behind the ears
• Waist line
• Behind the knees
• Armpits
• Neck
• Groin
• Privates

In the event that you should locate a tick on your body this season, please reference this step by step guide for tick removal.

I only say this because I know. Judging by the number of ticks I found on myself (3) on April 1st. Based on the reaction of my body (fever, cramps, extreme fatigue, nausea, etc.) to these Ectoparisites, I can definitely say that ticks are serious, and should be treated as such. Early detection is key, if you have been exposed to a tick for over 24 hours, consult your Physician ASAP, to prevent prolonged exposure to Lymes Disease (a disease carried by Deer, the Ticks number one host).

and now you know!
-The Host, with the most

On a side note, so much for the Tick and Human living a happy life together. Parasites would be much more popular if they actually added a benefit to their Host. Let's say... if you have a Tick on you, you would have the ability to repel Mosquito's easier, or once a Tick latches on, your body produces a euphoric feeling similar to that of Alcohol, that way all parties would benefit.
-Mr. Two Cents