you choose a hairy test

icle,

Wear did my hairy test go?
-Producer
It wasn't me!
-Director
Thats what they all say!
-Mr. Number Two (upset about not sticking to plans to work on some type of a direction, due to his now ex girlfriends apparant lack of ability and the..)
Cool it with the negative vibes, Mr. Two.
-Captain Nobody

You choose, ^ That Way

Thats the last time I ever let my sister did my hair.
-Nonanonymous
Black! I tell you!
-Coral P.
GenreNation... were supposed to be black.
-Catchy, catch phrase guy.
GenreNation, not afraid to call HR for help resolving a black issue.
-Producer
and... CUTT, can we get hair and makeup on the set? This is ridiculous.
-Director
It's a hitchin hat, its cool, it looks great!
-Hitchin Hicks
On sale now, purple, yarn looking Hitchin Hats, all proceeds will be donated to the homeless, get your today.
-T shirt guys cousin, Hat Guy

You have come to a choice

Now I know what you are thinking, I waited all this time for this? Well, yes, yes you did.
-Mindreadin Me
Man, I told ya, eyes gotta get up outta here. Coral, what in tha heck you do wit my doo, why is it all purple and junk?
-Nonanonymous
Um, I, I , I don't know, I, its black on my version, black I tell you.
Coral Pinsell
Besides, it looks like a cool hitchin hat.
-HitchinHicks
Well, we got alot in store for you, the break gave me some time to collect my thoughts, get some work done around the house (finally) and develop some characters. So, sit back and buckle in, and enjoy the ride, its as cheese filled as any good ol fashioned "WebComic w/out direction"
Thanks for tuning in.
-Jeremy Tramell
P.S. Logan is doing alot better! Thanks for all the prayers and thoughts.

Love, Jeremy

Ok, everyone...

back to work!
-Director
Fall Break is over, its time to get to comicing!
-Producer

Its not all gloom and doom!

Dear Get Along Gang,
I am writing you from deep inside Wolfson's Childrens Hospital, due to circumstances beyond "our" control, Angela and I's youngest son Logan has been hospitalized. but... as the title would indicate, its not all gloom and doom. There is good news! (No, I havent't saved any money on Gieco Insurance) The good news is that Logan should be coming home within the next day or so. His infection is goin gto take alot longer to treat and the treatment will continue for many months after the 4 week antibiotic blitzkrieg, but he can come home. We are still a little worried abou this diet, so please keep that in yourthoughts and prayers. I will be posting further family updates on my personal blog http://lmoi.blospot.com so add that to your favorites now. For now< i must log off, before my location is revealed. Thank you all for your support and... Thanks to the Wolfson Staff for the tremendous care and support they have provided for my entire family.
Sincerly,
Jeremy Tramell

Just a sidenote, this TV that I used to jack into the "system" isnt the right format, so I am unable to check my spelling or reread what i have wrote. I will keep my fingers crossed, as long as you overlook the minor errors.

A question about direction?

...and that a wrap!!
-Director
Good job everyone! We have finally completed the first series, in this on going story.
-Producer
Why don't we call it a chapter?
-Mr. Number Two
Why don't we call it a chapter?
-Coral Pinsell (in a more whiny, sarcastic tone)
Ok, you two, cut it out!
-Captain Nobody
So now what?
-Fred
I have a great idea, Why don't WE do a series about not having enough money to produce a WebComic without direction...
-Finance Department
...and we will present ideas on how WE can raise money to do a WebComic without direction, all the while doing a WebComic with direction!
-Hype Department
Tshirts, did anyone say Tshirts?
-T-shirt Guy
Why is my name all weird?
-Mr. Fancy Copyright guy/person

Okay, so it only took 67 cells to kick this thing off, but hey, it beats watching cable right? Not much to report on a personal level, just trying to get by, day after day, after day. Three days into vacation and I have gotten a couple things crossed off the list that I refused to make.
Jeremy?

Show me the Monkey!

Producer, we are going to have to get somone to fill in for Spoaks, he just hasn't been himself lately. Maybe we can give him a short vacation so he can get some rest. This is just not like him.
-Director
I agree, Spoaks, why dont you go ahead and take some time off. We can find other stuff to do in the mean time.
-Producer
Ah geez guys, thank you so much, you wont regret this, you'll see, I will come back like a new pearson.
-Spoaks
This is the grand finally of the Arrow line, all 4 arrows in 1 shirt.
-T shirt guy

Lost Vegas

Lost, like my mind.
-Spoaks
Come on, Spoaks, snap out of it.
-Producer
At this point, I want to continue by saying, WE are all lost, but WE have been given a direction, an example. His name is Jesus Christ, and the direction is the Word of God, The Bible.
-Mr. Number Two
In the original artwork, the lost was barely visible, but due to the .png file format tranfer rate thing, the half tones are eliminated, which is why I had that horizon problem a couple of weeks ago.
-Coral Pinsell

Recycled Direction

Comic 64, and its official, I am Crazy!
-Spoaks P.
It's not that bad Spoaks, just hang in there, your doing great!
-Producer
Yeah, just because no-one comments, dosn't mean that no-one reads. Don't get down, you have been looked @ over 1000 times.
-Director
I wish I could draw a perfect circle.
-Coral P.
Enough for now, more later. Check out the below comic to catch up, now that I am ov vaca I should be able to produce a couple more. Should that is. Should, I didn't commit.
-Jeremy T.

oh won too

Man, it feels like it has been an eternity since my last post. Not that I have any idea what an eternity is, but... it's been a while.
-Jeremy T.
Life Happens.
-Jermit the Frog
Proud to announce we have surpased 1000 hits, "We" couldn't have done it without ya'll.
-Producer
Now that I am on vacation, I plan on getting alot of things done, like this series, the bills, more bills, yard work (not as hot in fall), work work (during vacation of all times, I know) and other work, and I also plan on spending alot of times with the chilern.
-me

The Art Director (Coral Pinsell)

introducing...

-The Narrarator,

Oh no, double spaced...

-The director

Again?!??

-The producer

Look, everybody, its me, its me!

-Coral Pinsell

Coral, I don't think you read your lines properly, you were supposed to say I just thought I could put more emphasis on, what you were saying: not so much "ON", how you looked saying it. Got that?

-Mr. Number Two

After the first inning I was pretty much able to relax.

-John Smoltz #29 (during post game interview)

That makes two of us.

-Braves Nation (including Glenn Hubbard's Boa Constrictor)

I don't like double space Thursday's, but anyway, I want to take this opportunity, to come from behind the curtain and just get some stuff off my chest. First of all, thanks again, we are nearing the 1000 hit mark and I couldn't be happier. Not that 1000 is anything even remotley close to the hits that other sites get a minute, but... its a start, so again... Thanks. On another note, I have been so so so busy lately with the family, Logan, has a couple of Molars pushing their way through, and needless to say, its been a fun couple of weeks.

I have been having alot of ideas about things I can do, and am proud to announce, uh wait, I am not the announcement guy... uh; Nevermind! Okay, that is enough for now, let the busy man get some rest allready, gees guys/gals.

-Jeremy

The Monolouge

...and were back!
-The director
As you can see here, I am still working on the art of the punchline. The one cell punchline.
-Mr. Number Two
I am so excited about my big debut! I have always wanted to be a character in a comic.
-Art Director
Thanks for the link Jana, sorry I didn't notice it sooner.
-Test-pilot
Anonymous, I got your number, don't make me use it!
-Nonanonymous

Again...?

Well, it may not be the dial-up.
-Test pilot of the past
Man, I wish these people would hurry up, cause I gotta g...
-Nonanonymous
Get up out of here, we know.
-Anonymous
What you would be seeing, is a..
-Producer
Spare them please, nobody wants to read anymore, this is the New Millinuium, people don't even have time to brew there own coffee, why would they stop and read an explanation of a comic that isn't.
-Director

Today's comic has been delayed

...due to dial-up.
-Test-Pilot of the Past